everything normal round here until that one day when I was feeding the chickens. And then dognabit dang the trees began to sang, my ears they rang and rang, and then the darndest thang. In the sky I saw a light, and I said it's so dang bright my skin grew cold and tight I couldn't even fight. And the lights and the crazy sounds, like being in the middle of town, and then I saw the ground, looked so small and round, and after hearing that twangy tone, I felt like my brain had blown, I had no control of my mind in this zone and yet I felt right at home. Little green critters with buggy eyes, couldn't be bigger than three chickens high, and though they might be pint size, I kissed my ass it's last goodbyes.